Oh My Goodness!

I took a little time off school after completing the first semester of my junior year at the University of Notre Dame. After being out for about a year, I realized I should start making a real push to finally graduate before I was out for so long that it’d be difficult to go back. To help the process along, I enrolled in a class at Saint Mary’s College, Notre Dame’s all-women sister school across the street run by the Sisters of the Holy Cross. The classes were cheaper there when taken one at a time, and I was able to transfer the credits easily to ND upon completion.

Even though I went to school right across the street (and spent nearly every fall of my childhood driving from West Virginia to Indiana for Notre Dame football games), I’d never really spent much time on the SMC campus. To avoid looking like a clueless tool on my first day of class, Carey and I decided to take a walk around the quaint campus on a beautiful late-summer afternoon before the start of the semester.

After wandering around for a while and then camping out on a bench to smoke an offensive amount of cigarettes—how our walks usually ended up—we headed back to the car. We’d parked in a small lot in front of the sisters’ convent, and although the lanes between cars were two-way, only a single car could drive through at a time without causing an accident. Continue reading

Beware the Gym Rep

After my sophomore year of college, I spent the summer of 2004 as one of two editorial interns hired by The Advocate newsmagazine. The other intern, Steven, was a student at Kent State University and had been hired on full-time. I applied late (no shocker there) after the position had already been filled, but the hiring team was impressed by my resume and LGBT activism and decided to bring me on anyway part-time. Continue reading

Artica

In the summer of 2004, my ex-girlfriend Ana and I were on a cross-country road trip on our way from my parents’ house in West Virginia to summer internships we had in Los Angeles—hers at the Feminist Majority Foundation and mine at The Advocate newsmagazine (back when it was still in print form, as well).

As is bound to happen on long car rides, we got bored, and somewhere on I-40 while crossing the barren landscape of northern Texas, we decided to play car games to keep ourselves occupied. Continue reading

A Brief Friday Anecdote, Pt. 4

I have this idea for a great mobile app but have no idea how to create it. After doing some Internet research and learning a little about the process, I still needed more direction. I figured it might be helpful to check out books on the subject, so I headed to good ol’ smile.Amazon.com, my one-stop shop for impulse buying.

I started typing “how to create an” into the search bar, but before I could finish, it gave me a list of suggestions. One of the top ones? “How to create an atheist.”

Um, what?

Is that a topic people often explore on Amazon.com? Is it a common enough search term that it even displays above “how to create an iPhone app”? I mean, I am an atheist, so it’s not like I find it offensive or anything, but I do find it odd—a little weird. What an interesting world we live in.

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The Bowl of Destiny

I’ve never been good at making decisions. Big ones, small ones. It doesn’t matter. I’m usually so focused on what I might be missing out on that I’m nearly incapable of settling on something. It’s not a personality quirk many people, including myself, find charming.

Case in point: Years ago, my future wife and I went to the grocery store to buy pancake mix. She had some other things to pick up, as well, so I volunteered to grab the mix while she shopped. Continue reading

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Would You Like a Bag with That?

Lately, there seems to be a trend in retail establishments to avoid giving you a bag for your merchandise. On the one hand, I get it. If someone only has one thing, like a candy bar, why waste the bag? On the other hand, though, it seems to have created a contempt for anyone who requests one.

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A Brief Friday Anecdote, Pt. 3

I was on weather.com the other day, checking to see if this godawful Midwest winter is ever going to end. Usually, I ignore the sponsored ads to the right of my screen, but I happened to glance at them this time. What I found was pretty damn bizarre. Continue reading

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A Brief Friday Anecdote, Pt. 2

One of the highlights of the Super Bowl XLVIII commercials was definitely Budweiser’s “Puppy Love” ad. It’s absolutely adorable, and no matter how many times I watched it before the Super Bowl actually aired, I still teared up watching it on T.V. during the game.

I recently discovered that it does have its downside, though. Continue reading

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The Best Part of the Winter Olympics Was … Men’s Biathlon?

Just as quickly as it seemed to come on, the time of year—well, the time of every other year—when I’m patriotic has already passed. To be more specific, that time every two years when I’m patriotic for approximately two weeks has ended. Yep, the Olympics are over.

Normally, I’m not a big rah-rah American. Sure, I love living in this country, but you won’t catch me adorning my property with the stars and stripes, either. I’m just not that kind of person. But man, put a bunch of people representing different countries in one location and have them vie for the same honor and, all of a sudden, I’m getting teary eyed when the American men sweep the ski slopestyle event. Or when Meryl Davis and Charlie White win a gold medal for ice dancing, during which they had to do some ridiculously tricky move with the unfortunate name of “twizzle.”

What surprised me most about the Sochi games, though, was how invested I got in a sport I had never cared about before: men’s biathlon. Continue reading

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A Brief Friday Anecdote, Pt. 1

I got a new lunchbox in the mail yesterday. It came with a little booklet displaying all of the company’s products and talked about how the company prides itself on its meticulous attention to detail. Continue reading

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